gastrointestinal function Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	307311	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
New Chunks Explored:	489811	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6382
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	8192
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	New Chunks Explored:	641287
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	New Chunks Explored:	360546
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5470	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!