Gastrointestinal Distress MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crimson Skylands 1.20.2

Crimson, Skylands, Pain, medical condition, BLEEDING

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement!

We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, bathroom humor, poop humor

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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SicklyDeliciousCraft

upset stomach, food poisoning prevention, gastrointestinal distress, food poisoning causes, vomiting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

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Minecraft server: >be meCraft

gastrointestinal distress, avoid at all costs, libtard frens, Minecraft, Be me

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

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Epic Roleplay

Creative, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW EPIC! A ROLEPLAY WHERE YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN CHARACTER OR APPLY FOR YOU FAVORITE DC OR MARVEL CHARACTER! Thanos and Brainiac have teamed up to take over earth and the universe we live in and the hero’s and villian’s of Marvel and DC have called upon some friends to help out in the fight to save earth! Joining the fight is the characters of Steven Universe, Naruto, One Punch Man, The 7 Deadly Sins, Avatar The Last Air Bender, Doctor Who, and Gravity Falls in the EPIC ANIME AND MYSTERY UPDATE!!! We are not like other servers, we are LGBT+ friendly and have 0 toxic policy. No Drama And No Hate of any kind exist here. SO why don’t you come join us on this EPIC SERVER! IP: 149.56.155.29:25576 Epicroleplay.mc-dns.com Now hiring builders and Staff

149.56.155.29:25576

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Magesmc

Magic

Unleash the Magic – Join Our Minecraft Spellbinding Adventure!

Version: 1.19+

🌟 Are you ready to embark on a mystical journey like no other? Welcome to MagesMC, where magic comes to life in the world of Minecraft!

🔮 Experience the Magic: Dive into a realm where the arcane arts are at your fingertips. Harness the power of spells, conjure mystical creatures, and discover the secrets of ancient enchantments.

⚔️ Battle with Magic: Engage in epic battles using your magical prowess. Duel other players, defend your kingdom, and conquer dungeons with your magical abilities.

🧙‍♂️ Choose Your Path: Whether you’re a master of elemental magic, a skilled alchemist, or a shapeshifting druid, there’s a path for every wizard and witch on our server.

🏰 Build Enchanted Realms: Craft your own magical haven. Build towering wizard towers, hidden forest sanctuaries, and secret potion labs. The possibilities are endless!

🌎 Explore a Vast World: Traverse a breathtaking custom world filled with enchanting landscapes, hidden treasures, and dangerous dungeons. Adventure awaits around every corner.

🤝 Join Our Community: Connect with a friendly and dedicated community of fellow magic enthusiasts. Collaborate, trade, and embark on quests together.

🚀 Join Us Today: Unlock the secrets of the arcane, forge alliances, and become a legend in the world of Minecraft magic. node2.onthepixel.net:25575 is your gateway to a magical adventure like no other!

🌐 Website: https://magesmc.enderkries2011.repl.co/📱 Discord: https://discord.gg/MSP4HQyu8Z🌐 IP: node2.onthepixel.net:25575 (Port Required)

Don’t miss out on the enchantment. Join MagesMC now and become the ultimate Minecraft mage!

node2.onthepixel.net:25575

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BiteForce

Factions, Economy, PvE, PvP, MCMMO

BiteForceMC is part of the next generation of Gaming Networks. Biteforce is a network designed for the players and we value their feedback. We currently offer Factions with more to come on the way. Come take a look around today at play.biteforcemc.com

play.biteforcemc.com

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Icraftminecraft

Towny, Leveling, MCMMO, Jobs, smp

Welcome to iCraft Towny!Key features:Keep inventory.Leveling SystemMcMMOSkillsPets and more!

Soft Beta Release! So expect bugs! Thanks

iCRAFT.outlawzcp.com

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Electrohaxz Hexxit Updated (Official)

PvP, FTB, Vanilla, Survival, Tekkit

ELECTROHAXZ Hexxit Updated is a server that puts adventure above all else, in the style of old Dungeons and Dragons campaigns. Exploration is interesting, the dangers are greater and the sense of satisfaction of clearing out a dungeon is intense. Dark dungeons, towering spires, weathered ruins and musty tomes lay before you. Lay claim to riches or create your own artifacts, tame beasts and carve out your own story in endless wonder. Alone or with friends, adventure awaits on ELECTROHAXZ Hexxit Updated!

electrohaxz.tk:2080

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Blockycraft

Roleplay

Have fun and explore in all the adventures you could have. I try my best to give you the best experiance I can give you. have fun

play.blockycraft.net

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