ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

Minecraft server: >be meCraft

avoid at all costs, bad food choice, Be me, cautionary experience, cautionary tale, Curious, food poisoning, gastrointestinal distress, going out, goyslop place, gtbe, lesson learned, libtard frens, literal liquid, MeCraft, Minecraft, not worth it, ranjeesh muhammed hernandez mutumbu, regretful decision, ruin the fun, Server, stomach troubles, warning to others

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	3536	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

play.enderlife.online:25679

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	1835

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

194.153.216.153:25669

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

Archon, Chaos, Custom, Hexit, Join, Makeovers, mobs, Server, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589852	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	3657	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	9295
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9716	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	409	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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