We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2
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GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
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BlockyTummyTrouble
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BootyBlockerCraft
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).
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Blocky Vaccine Trials
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come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!
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Crafty Gut Quest
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Octopus Stomach Crawl
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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server
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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!
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