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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8955 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7829 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 915 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
