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CarCraft Minecraft Server

1000, Agreement, car title, CarCraft, dad, decision, family, fully paid, gastric issues, health concerns, incapacitate, Minecraft, monthly installments, parents, payment, Request, Sell, Server, SIGNING, title transfer, Truck, UNCOMFORTABLE, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	5254	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like awkward family situations and health concerns? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Join now and escape the chaos of real life! Plus, we have a special event where if you build the best pixel art of a giant taco, you’ll win a virtual llama as a pet. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And don’t worry about signing over any titles here – the only thing you’ll be signing is a virtual contract to have a blast with us. So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Alien Abductions:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2697	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3926
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	206
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	5961	Farms Harvested:	556
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!