New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gassy cows Minecraft Servers

Gassy cows Minecraft Servers

  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7550
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 271
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

    CraftyTate’s LOLz Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9347
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

    Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

    But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

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  • Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

    Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2155
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Potions Brewed: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

    And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

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  • Crafty /b/ Builders

    Crafty /b/ Builders
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5307
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

    Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6963
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Votes: 8531
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

    But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

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  • MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7026
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Villages Defended: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

    Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

    Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

    Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

    Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

    And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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    Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

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  • Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Farms Harvested: 971
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1810 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

    But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5691 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

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  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2888 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

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  • CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

    CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8062
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

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