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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2710 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
so, like, u know how sometimes u play on a minecraft server and it’s like, so boring and lame and u just wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? well, not on this server, bro. we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them.
like, seriously, this server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any zombie invasion.
oh, and did i mention that the trees drop candy instead of leaves? yeah, it’s like living in a real-life candyland but with pickaxes and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, bro, let’s build some epic stuff together and have a blast!
