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SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	4075	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4433	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.