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  • FartCraft: Smell & Tell

    FartCraft: Smell & Tell
    yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎

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  • CheapCraft DivorceWars

    CheapCraft DivorceWars
    Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

    Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

    Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

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  • EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe

    EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe
    so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.

    plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.

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  • CraftyAssholes247

    CraftyAssholes247
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

    Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

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  • FartCraft: The Great Mystery

    FartCraft: The Great Mystery
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

    Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

    Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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  • CraftyOilKingdom

    CraftyOilKingdom
    LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us now for a chance to escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and survive without any toxic siblings ruining the experience.

    Our server offers a safe haven for players looking to avoid abusive brothers, on/off drug addicts, and jobless troublemakers. Leave all that drama behind and join a community where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or blow up your creations.

    Plus, with our unique gameplay features and custom plugins, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build epic structures, embark on thrilling adventures, and maybe even find a virtual family that’s way better than your real one.

    So why wait? Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free Minecraft paradise! Just remember, no abusive siblings allowed – unless they promise to behave themselves and not blow up anyone’s house.

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  • FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server

    FrustratedGF vs AnnoyingBF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

    But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

    Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

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  • GasDieselMadnessCraft

    GasDieselMadnessCraft
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

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  • BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

    BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

    our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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