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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	600642
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

#sustainability, alternative energy, climate change, decision, diamonds, Economy, Environment, ETHICAL, Financial, Fossil Fuels, fracking, gas, Industry, Investment, lava, long term, Minecraft, MONEY, Oil, Pit, profit, Risk, savings, short-term, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4837
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

alive, Apartments, autism bucks, Craft, demolition job, FIRED, gas, Girlfriend, giving up, Lucky, Min, Min Wage, min wage job, Minecraft, more hours, parents, parents advice, part time job, rant, smp, trust fund, Wage, work, work harder, WORTH..

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

Beanies, FANTASY, fart, fart fetish, FARTING, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic arousal, flatulence, gas, Huffing, Humiliation, kink, LAUGHING, maniacal laughter, Minecraft, odor, puffing, pungent, pungent farts, Roleplay, scent, Server, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	421170
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Potions Brewed:	99	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

The Trumpinator – Minecraft SMP: Dark Brandon’s Final Form Edition /ptg/

@POTUS45, Brandons, Dark, Donald J Trump, Edition, FINAL, final rally, form, God Bless the USA, Grand Rapids, Greensboro, Kinston, lititz, Liz Harrington, macon, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Pittsburgh, president trump, ptg, raleigh, realdonaldtrump, Rumble, smp, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumpinator, truth social, whitehouse45

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the leader! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running the show and making Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, will be there to keep things spicy and entertaining. Plus, there are exclusive appearances from Trump himself, giving speeches and rallies in Minecraft cities like Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh, and Raleigh. You won’t find this level of excitement on any other server!

So, why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and fight mobs alongside the one and only President Trump? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots 🇺🇸🎮

What is the IP for M3RKMUS1C Minecraft Server?

m3rkmus1c, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

M3RKMUS1C is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous gaming content, including Call of Duty gameplay videos and commentary. With over 5 million subscribers, he has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community. His energetic and entertaining personality has earned him a loyal fan base and made him one of the most watched gaming channels on YouTube.

Just a chill server, boomc.ru | version: 1.21.1 Minecraft server

boomc.ru, chill server, Minecraft, minimal mods, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	307293	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

boomc.ru | version: 1.21.1

New vanilla server with minimal mods

185.237.236.150

Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

accident, Assistance, awkward, bathroom, bleach spray, cleanliness, Cleanup, CLOSET, EMBARRASSING, funny, Gay, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, piss, piss shiver, Request, Server, shiver, SINK, spray the rim, TOILET, wash hands, wipe down

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Enchantments Applied:	209	Farms Harvested:	677
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Falcom General #2167

AI translations, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, February 14th 2025 Release Date, general, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, saves, Shizuna Rem Misurugi, smp, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.

2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

acceptance, Arabian, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, middle eastern, Middle Eastern culture, Middle Eastern people, Minecraft, misconceptions, Multiculturalism, NIGHTS, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

Brain, brain damage, brain function, brain function impairment, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Damage, estrogen, estrogen dominance, estrogen imbalance, estrogen levels, estrogen toxicity, estrogen-related issues, hormonal effects, hormonal imbalance, hormone imbalance, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, induced, mental health, Minecraft, neurological damage, smp, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

asian, Beliefs, China, Chinese, Cultural differences, culture, East vs West, Globalization, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, Ideology, international relations, Minecraft, modern world, Opinions, perspective, Politics, right, Server, Shit, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

accomplishment, achievement, amazing, Anon, congratulations, excellent work, excepțional, eXtraordinary, fantastic, Great job, Impressive.., Killed, killed it, Minecraft, Outstanding, praise, remarkable, smp, success, SUPERB, top performance., Victory, Well done

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4927
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	757
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!