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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat! -
GasBustersEU
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? WELL THEN, COME JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ALL THE CRAZIEST SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU!IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!
AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!
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Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.
So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!
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BalticBlockBusters
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happening than russia’s ‘shadow fleet’ causing chaos in the baltic sea. we got undersea cables getting damaged, gas pipelines exploding, it’s a whole mess but in a fun way.if you wanna experience the thrill of sabotage and destruction, then this is the server for you. we got players sneaking around, causing mayhem, and keeping everyone on their toes. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join us and be part of the chaos?
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the action. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to mess things up even more. it’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?
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SlovakCraft: Energy Wars
are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here! -
MicroPlasticCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ -
Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior! -
50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!
5050 Factions Minecraft Server
Features Description /home and /sethome Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed) Safe zone spawns Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops Plugin Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server Nether and End dimensions 50×50 chunks each Spawn builds Handmade by the owner Explosion durability system Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Is the server set on hard mode? Yes, the server is set on hard mode. How big is the map radius? The map radius is 50 chunks wide. Are /home and /sethome commands removed? Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay. Can players trade at safe zone spawns? Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns. Are there admin shops for buying necessities? Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops. -
CraftyVA Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be chatting it up with the voice actors from your favorite video games! That’s right, we’ve got the guy who voiced Mario, the gal who brought Lara Croft to life, and even the legendary voice behind Master Chief. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden Easter egg on our server, you’ll unlock a secret chat channel where you can talk to NPCs from your favorite games. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start rubbing virtual elbows with gaming royalty!