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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Items Found:	5937
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Enchantments Applied:	219
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	1241	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	2983

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!