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Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Potions Brewed:	145	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4381	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	6527
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	961225	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	8229
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	7871	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	132
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2923
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3317
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	New Chunks Explored:	218855
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!