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DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	190140	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4761
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	563	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥