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BabyBumpHatCraft

baby bump, BabyBumpHatCraft, BIZARRE, EXPECTING, funny, HAT, humor, maternal bond, maternity, maternity fashion, mother-to-be, Motherhood, motherly love, parenting, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, strange experiences, surreal, unborn child, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7905	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	189583
Animals Bred:	171	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive while wearing your unborn child as a hat! Trust me, it’s the latest fashion trend in the Minecraft world. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

EmoteCraft: The Kinematic Chronicles

behavioral science, Body language, Chronicles, data analysis, Emotecraft, emotion recognition, emotional expression, emotions, facial expressions, gesture analysis, Human Behavior, interdisciplinary research, international team, Kinematic, kinematic features, Measuring, motion tracking, movement analysis, nonverbal communication, objective measurement, research technology, Software Development, technology innovation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	3910
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure your body language to determine your emotions while you play! we have a team of scientists from all over the world working on this top secret project.

imagine mining diamonds while our software analyzes how excited you are! build a castle and see if it reflects your inner joy or sadness.

we once had a player whose character started dancing uncontrollably because they were so happy with their progress in the game. it was a sight to see!

join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of your emotions through minecraft. who knows, you might discover something about yourself you never knew before!

ReckoningCraft Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, biblical prophecy, day of reckoning, divine punishment, Doomsday, end days, end of civilization., end of days, end of humanity, End of the World, end times, Eschatology, final judgment, judgment day, Minecraft, Prophecy, reckoning, ReckoningCraft, second coming, Server, the end is near

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate day of reckoning experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underwater cave guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the day of reckoning like never before!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

TreehouseTrouble Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, friendship, Guilt, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, neighbours, parenting, Playtime, Respect, rules, Server, suburban neighborhood, Summer, treehouse, TreehouseTrouble

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of unwanted guests invading your treehouse like it’s a free-for-all candy store? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual treehouse without any messy neighbors dropping by unannounced!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own treehouse oasis without having to deal with juice boxes and candy wrappers littering your virtual backyard. Build, explore, and play without any unwanted interruptions from kids who just can’t seem to clean up after themselves.

Don’t let “kids will be kids” be an excuse for chaos in your virtual world. Join our server and take control of your treehouse destiny! Who needs nosy neighbors when you can have the ultimate treehouse experience in Minecraft?

NoFamilyGameNight4Me

aita, arguments, Board Games, Bonding, Break, card games, competitive, family game night, family tradition, FRIDAY, Fun, game night, heated argument, NoFamilyGameNight4Me, not participating, Siblings, stress, tradition, uno, unpleasant experience, WEEKLY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of family game nights ending in heated arguments over Uno? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of competitive board games? Join our Minecraft server and leave the Uno drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no arguments over game rules or who wins. Create your own world where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds.

Say goodbye to family game night stress and hello to endless fun and creativity on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your own family tradition of virtual adventures and laughter!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

Abba, Archipelago, Fika, Gustavus Adolphus, HERRING, ikea, meatballs, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nobel Prize, northern lights, sauna, Scandinavian, Server, social democracy, stockholm, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish culture, Swedish design, viking history, Vikings, welfare state

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Forget about meatballs and ABBA, our Minecraft server is the real reason to think of Sweden! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with Viking warriors, talking moose, and furniture from a certain popular furniture store (hint: it rhymes with “Beg”).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of block-shaped trolls who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying meatballs and dancing IKEA furniture as you navigate through our virtual world.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a replica of the Stockholm Palace out of diamond blocks while riding a reindeer into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Only in Sweden, baby!

CraftyMurderFunTime

consequences, controversial, CraftyMurderFunTime, crime, debate, discussion, Ethics, harm, Humanity, Justice, law, Legal, morality, philosophy, punishment, reddit, Social Issues, society, violence, worse than murder

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	142

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than a diamond addiction? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s worse than murder…legally. Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret underground lava disco club. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave…or else you’ll be missing out on all the fun! So come on, join us and see why our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure of the Minecraft world.

ArtifactRaid Minecraft Server

art looting, ArtifactRaid, conflict heritage, cultural heritage, cultural property, cultural theft, Cultural vandalism, culture minister, heritage conservation, heritage protection, historical preservation, illegal occupation, international law, looted treasures, Minecraft, museum artifacts, museum collections, restitution, Russian occupation, Server, stolen artifacts, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more artifacts than Russia trying to take over Ukraine! We got so many treasures, you’ll feel like a real-life Indiana Jones, but blocky and with creepers instead of Nazis.

Join us and explore the depths of our server, where you can dig up rare artifacts and build your own museum to show off to all your friends. We even have a secret room filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can break obsidian in one hit.

So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only occupation is finding epic loot and having a blast with your fellow blockheads. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

FarRightCraft2022

Democracy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft2022, France, French politics, Historic, hung parliament, key elections, Le Pen, legislative elections, Macron, Marine Le Pen, nationalism, political landscape, Politics, Voting, WIN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where pigs fly and chickens wear hats! we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in just 10 minutes! vote for us and let’s make minecraft great again! 🐷🎩🗼🔥 #farrightwin #hungparliament #minecraftmadness