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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4334 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like a third world shithole, but with a twist – you get to build your own hovel out of pixelated blocks!
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?
