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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5156 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 4215 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
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