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Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHOMO, Despair, Guilty, inadequacy, incel, Innocence, Insecurity, judgment, Loneliness, Minecraft, outcast, rejection, Reproduction, School Shooter, self worth, Server, stigma, validation, vindicate, weird, worthiness, Worthy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Void Gems Collected:	23	Votes:	3273
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4240
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	265	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2950	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

XlogicSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

play.xlogicsmp.net

BlockSymphony

Adventure, BlockSymphony, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discord members, discord server, epic builds, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, friendly players, Minecraft, Minecraft enjoyers, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

What do we offer??:

Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

blocksymphony.net:50527

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Announce trailer, booru, collaboration, Craft, crossover, cytube, dc comics, IDW, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, release dates, Server, Shota Fox Island, sonic, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, transformers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Animals Bred:	95
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ores Mined:	6096
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	96
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!