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CraftyOligarchNet

Bypass.., Corruption, CraftyOligarchNet, eastern europe, Economy, financial crimes, Government, illegal activities, illicit networks, influence, international relations, Moldovan, money laundering, Network, oligarch, oligarchy, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
New Chunks Explored:	247046	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Lexok Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Minigames Economy Skyblock Towny Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Skywars Bedwars Prison Modded Vanilla Redstone, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	4092
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

mine.tudin.store:25566

Dream Story

Abandoned, contracts, Dream Story, Economy, errors, Flying creeper, Fun, Hardcore, Machines, Materials, Minecraft, mobs, Nightmare Night, Plugin, Plugins, Prices, Purchases, PvP, Sales, Server, Slimefun, stores, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Votes:	7992	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

172.84.94.234:25530

MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventure, Anarchy, Chat, Clan, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Friends, gift, Herobrine, Ip:, Kingdom, mc.mineville.fun, minecraft server, Mineville, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, promo code, PvP, Quests, Raid mode, Roleplay, Royal Anarchy, rp, RPG, Solo, Survival, top up, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

Version from 1.16.5

Over 80+ plugins?

Vanilla?

Game modes available:

– Royal anarchy?‍☠️

– Reid⚔️

Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

+ promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

IP: mc.mineville.fun

mc.mineville.fun

SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

1.21.1, ADMIN, admins, alliances, Anarchy, Brutal, Chaos, constitution, EU, exhilarating., follow, freedom, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Legacy, Looting, Minecraft, No Rollbacks, rules, Server, SmithCraft, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, wits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1462
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Server IP	play.smithcraft.cc
Discord	https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

Constitution of Chaos

No Rollbacks	Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
No Rules	There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
No Interference	Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
Permanent Anarchy	This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
True Freedom	Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?

A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?

A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

Q: Is there any rollback system in place?

A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

Q: Can I create alliances with other players?

A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	3837
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.