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TrashCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	675849	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	8663	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	864
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	183
Votes:	6493	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).