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LonelyCraft: Where everyone is too shy to actually craft together

Adventure, build battle, Craft, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, LonelyCraft, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Shy.., Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name:	LonelyCraft
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer
Focus:	Community
Planned Events:	Ender Dragon and Wither fights
Available Slots:	5-10 players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the LonelyCraft server?

A: To join the server, please message sinth0s on Discord for more information.

Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server guidelines for more information.

Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join LonelyCraft, as long as there are available slots.

Q: Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on LonelyCraft. Any violation of the rules will result in immediate action taken by the server moderators.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, bakugou, bakugou katsuki, BOOMCRAFT, Character development, character interaction, Dynamic duo, explosive personalities, fanfiction, friendship, hero training, intense relationship, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Monoma, Monoma Neito, potential friendship, QUIRKS, Rivalry, scumbros, Server, UA High School

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of missing out on epic bromances in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the explosive friendship between Bakugou and Monoma! Watch as they team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious pranks, leaving everyone on the server in stitches. Join now for a front-row seat to the wildest duo in Minecraft history!

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9601	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

WineAndDineCraft

awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker conflict, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, Insecurity, Intern, Jealousy, office drama, office dynamics, office gossip, office picnic, professional conduct, social boundaries, social events, socializing, spilled wine, WineAndDineCraft, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Votes:	7735	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office picnic? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to spill virtual wine on your virtual enemies and assert your dominance in the virtual world. Our interns may not be as flirty as Ashley, but they sure know how to mine for diamonds like pros. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual husband, you can just build a virtual wall around him. So come join us and show everyone who’s boss in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VirtualWineSpillsForTheWin #MinecraftDramaQueen #OfficePicnicGoneVirtual

UglyButHotMC

attractive, conventionally unattractive, Hidden Gem, individual preference, inner beauty, non-traditional beauty, overlooked beauty, personal taste, physical appearance, UglyButHotMC, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional beauty standards, unconventional crush, unique charm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
New Chunks Explored:	860735	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	825
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the quirky, unconventional players out there!

Join us if you’re into pixelated pigs with mustaches, cows wearing top hats, and chickens that can breakdance better than any player. Our server is like a wild circus of blocky creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Who needs conventionally attractive players when you can find true love with a player who looks like a cross between a zombie and a creeper? Trust us, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for someone you never thought you’d be attracted to. It’s a whole new world of possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

ConcreteDogNapParty

amazing pets, canine behavior, concrete nap, ConcreteDogNapParty, dog napping, dog party, Dogs, energetic pets, nap time, party animals, pet agility, pet behavior, pet energy, pet habits, pet relaxation, pet routines, pet sleep, pet stamina, pet vitality, playful pets

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	6793	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a DOG and flop down on hard concrete for a nap anytime u want. then u wake up and u r ready to party like a rockstar. who needs beds when u can sleep on concrete like a boss? come join us and experience the ultimate doggy lifestyle in minecraft. woof woof!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, blockbusters, denial, fag shit, fetishization, forum, LGBTQ, Men, Minecraft, porn, porn enthusiasts, Preferences, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, sissification, societal norms, Straight.., TIDDIES, Transgender, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!

Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.

So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!

BruttoSMP – Minecraft SMP: Meme Salary

Brutto salary, BruttoSMP, financial mindset, financial priorities, financial reality, government taxes, gross amount, income tax, meme, Minecraft, money in bank account, MUH I MAKE SIX DIGITS, net income, net salary, personal finance, salary, salary announcement, salary breakdown, salary calculation, salary expectations, salary perception, salary transparency, smp, tax deductions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care about your measly six digits – we care about how many diamonds you can mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only currency that matters is the amount of creepers you can explode in one go. Forget about taxes and government taking your hard-earned diamonds, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is the amount of times you accidentally fall into lava.

So come on, join us and let’s make some real money – in diamonds, that is! Who needs a six-figure income when you can have a six-figure diamond stash instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring a pickaxe, then you might regret it a little.

BathroomBattleRoyale

apartment living, bathroom sharing, BathroomBattleRoyale, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, couple dynamics, habits, Intimacy, living arrangements, living together, morning habits, morning routine, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, relationship, relationship advice, sharing space

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us for the ultimate challenge of sharing a one-block bathroom with your fellow players.

Imagine the thrill of trying to mine diamonds while your friend is taking a virtual shower right next to you. It’s like a real-life relationship simulator, but in pixel form!

Don’t worry about feeling cramped in our tiny virtual world, because here at our server, we believe that living on top of each other is the key to true bonding. Who needs personal space when you can have constant companionship?

So come join us and experience the joy of sharing a bathroom with your Minecraft buddies. It’s not weird, it’s just a unique way to connect with your fellow gamers. Plus, who needs privacy when you have the camaraderie of a tight-knit community?

Milked30Fame

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	289	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and become part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn point too many times).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, ready to party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers who just want to show off their killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the only currency that matters.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Olympics,” where pigs compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming and piggyback races. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive “Chickenzilla,” a giant chicken who roams the server causing mayhem wherever it goes.

So why wait? Join us today and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: who’s managed to milk the most out of what should’ve been a 30-minute fame moment?