Gareth Emery Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2511
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

Squall is literally me Minecraft server

Appearance, comparison, emotional connection, Identity, introspection, LITERALLY, look like this, me, Minecraft, personal style, Personality, physical traits, relatability, resemblance, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-perception, Server, Similarity, Squall

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4297	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4072	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Campaign, COMEBACK, control, Donations, election, Fight, kamala, Komeback, Mario Nawfal, Minecraft, MONEY, Politics, Recounts, Server, social media, Status, strategy, Support, trannies, trump, Trust the plan, Victory, WIN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4242
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

bar, CHANGE, club, DATING, hate, incel community, incel culture, Incels, involuntary celibates, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, NoobMaster69s, rejection, relationships, self improvement, sex, sexy women, smp, social dynamics, societal expectations, spectators of life, toxic masculinity, Wont

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.