Garden MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

love, symbol, Nature, Blooming, Romantic

Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Social, dementia, cognitive impairment, spuds, balance

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

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WaterWarsMC

well/septic, garden, Usa, newer homes, AQUIFER

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a watermelon in a desert! Join us and experience the thrill of cutting off your neighbors from using your virtual water supply.

Picture this: you live in a suburban Minecraft neighborhood where everyone relies on wells for water. But oh no, your neighbors’ well dried up and they come begging for your help. Will you be a good neighbor and share your precious water, or will you let them suffer in thirst?

But wait, there’s more! These neighbors have a whole farm in their Minecraft backyard, with illegal roosters driving everyone crazy. And to top it off, they even have an old lady doing a rain dance for their wells to magically open up. Can you handle the chaos and drama of living next to these virtual neighbors?

Join our server now and witness the madness unfold. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you join in on the chaos and stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, children, night feeds, Wifeless, stay

Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

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GardenGriefersNoEntry

Principle, Careful, neighbor, garden, damaged

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Amy and her kids? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own virtual garden without the fear of anyone trampling on your precious flowers. No more worrying about upset neighbors or damaged property – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, our server is filled with crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on over and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CluckinChaos Minecraft Server

Respect, Minecraft, YARD, Boundaries, Conflict

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out unwanted chickens, create elaborate traps to catch those pesky critters, or simply unleash your wrath on the virtual poultry population. No more cleaning up after someone else’s mess – take control and show them who’s boss in our crazy virtual world! Join now and let the chicken wars begin! #ChickenGate #MinecraftMadness

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BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass maintenance, Turf, Minecraft, Bahia Grass types, Bahia Grass care

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

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HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Dream House, UK housing market, offer, friendship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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TomatoTerrorMC

Cooking, Sauce, Plants, nutrition, agriculture

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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CraftyGatez

garden, swimming, FRUITS, Flowers, home owners insurance

Are you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!

But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!

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