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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8225 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 6901 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!