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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2266 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?