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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Emeralds Found:	8989	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	87	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Votes:	7527
Towns Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6301	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	763
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	737	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8183
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!