Garbsch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	159
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

PreggoSisNoRoomSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous reasons like avoiding room switches with pregnant sisters who can’t decide where they want to live.

Explore our virtual world where you won’t have to clean up after anyone else’s mess, unless it’s a creeper explosion of course! Build your dream home without worrying about stained carpets or moldy walls.

And don’t worry about getting guilt-tripped into anything, because on our server, you make the rules! So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, without any family drama getting in the way.

HotelHottieMC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Towns Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of surprise hotel stays and mysterious addresses from your significant other? Then join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll get are epic loot drops and hidden treasure chests! No need to worry about being left in the dark – our community is always ready to help you find your way home, even if it’s a pixelated block world. Say goodbye to hotel drama and hello to building your dream home with us! Join now and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

Block Logic Gaming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neurodiverse Haven

acceptance, APPEAL, autistic individuals, Champion, Crafty, disenfranchisement, Diversity, ENGAGEMENT, extreme ideologies, hate groups, Haven, inclusion, inclusive environments, neurodivergent, Neurodiverse, neurodiversity, Prevention, proactive interventions, recognition, Skills, Support, Trauma, underlying factors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA CRAZIEST STORIES EVAH! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY BUILD CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

WE ACCEPT ALL PLAYERS, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON! WE BELIEVE IN INCLUSIVE ENVIRONMENTS, WHERE EVERYONE CAN SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS, WHETHER YOU’RE A REDSTONE GENIUS OR A MASTER BUILDER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY EXTREME IDEOLOGY IS HAVING FUN AND CREATING EPIC ADVENTURES! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME AND NOBODY FEELS LEFT OUT! YOLO!

Shattered Infinity SMP

Adventure, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Infinity, Lore, Magic, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shattered, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5721	Votes:	2335
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Feature	Description
Hunters vs Vampires	Choose your side and embrace the dark, immortal life of a vampire or protect humanity as a skilled hunter.
Terrifying Nights	Mobs grow stronger and more dangerous after dark. Join forces with others or take on the challenge alone.
Join or Lead Kingdoms	Create alliances, establish kingdoms, and defend your people from the dangers of the night.
Immersive Magic	Unlock magical powers tied to your role, whether you’re a vampire seeking dominance or a hunter defending the realm.
Modded Exploration	Explore a custom world filled with secrets, treasures, and endless possibilities.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR

Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?

Once you choose your side, you are committed to that role. Choose wisely!

Are there specific rules for establishing kingdoms?

Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place for creating and leading kingdoms to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Is there a limit to the magical powers I can unlock?

There is a progression system in place for unlocking magical powers, so you can gradually access more abilities as you play.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual Disneyland but with creepers and diamonds, man.

We got so many epic builds, you’ll feel like you’re in a pixelated version of the Louvre.

And the community? It’s like a cult, but in a good way. You’ll never feel alone, even when you’re mining for hours on end.

Plus, the mods are like wizards, granting your every wish and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where pigs fly and chickens drop diamonds. It’s a trip, man.

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the parking guards are on the lookout for valuable loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who might try to steal your precious Hot Wheels cars. Our server is full of surprises, just like the time a security guard swiped a Proton Saga right off a player’s windshield. But don’t worry, we always get our loot back in the end, even if we have to confront the culprit and make them return it! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where even the most unexpected events can lead to epic quests and hilarious moments. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the fun begin!

SpaceThief420

appreciation, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional labor, Empathy, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, introspection, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self worth, self-care, SpaceThief420, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3224
Enchantments Applied:	214	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with ungrateful friends like M (20F)? Join our server and leave the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about toxic friendships ruining your experience.

Unlike M, our server won’t one-up you with stories about her boyfriend or make everything about herself. We believe in supporting each other, sharing resources, and having a good time together. Plus, we won’t make you cry and Uber home after a night out – unless you’re crying tears of joy from all the fun you’re having!

So if you’re tired of putting effort into friendships that don’t appreciate you, join our server and make new friends who will truly value you. Who needs M when you can have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with? Join now and leave the drama at the door – we promise you won’t regret it!

DepressedMovieNight – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun. It’s so hilarious, you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly wizards in disguise. They can trade you magical items like flying potions and invisibility cloaks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yeah, you heard me right, CANDY LAND.

So if you want to join in on the craziest, most wacky adventures ever, come join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!

LemonCraftyLand

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4625	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as lemon flavored candy? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow of flavors exploding in your mouth! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at lemon flavored candy the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the epic adventures begin!