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CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	535
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

Character, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, gaming character, gaming fun, gaming personality, gaming quiz, interactive quiz, Nintendo, nintendo characters, personality quiz, personality test, quiz, SmashBrosMC, smp, super smash bros, Super Smash Bros character quiz, Super Smash Bros personality, Super Smash Bros quiz, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Divine Spears Created:	30	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	574
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	6346	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?