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  • Bin Bumpers & Driveway Drama

    Bin Bumpers & Driveway Drama

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    The Great Garbage Conundrum: Enter the Relentless Realm!

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a dimension swirling in chaos, frivolity, and garbage! Dive headfirst into the tumultuous world of Garbageton, where refuse is not merely trash—it’s your playground! Unclad in the gravitational pull of moral quandaries, join us as we unearth the deepest, dankest mysteries of waste management!

    Introduction: Welcome to the Abyss of Overfilled Bins

    Did you hear the clanking? Or was that just the raccoons plotting our demise over a gourmet feast of trash? Here, in this unparalleled realm, a new neighbor has encroached upon our sacred lands, unleashing an avalanche of refuse that challenges the very fabric of reality! Each garbage day is a cosmic event, a swirling vortex marked by chaos and the tantalizing aroma of mystery—who put that banana peel there? Why is there always more rubbish than expected?

    Features That Will Make You Question Your Sanity

      • All-You-Can-Throw Buffet: Gather filthy loot as you toss trash into the Void of Existence; your spoils directly correlate to your cosmic karma.
      • Raccoon Roundtables: Join elite gatherings as you negotiate with nocturnal beasts for garbage supremacy. Will they be allies or foes in your quest for trash domination?
      • Mystical Recycling Chests: Press your luck! Every so often, an Overfilled Bin might morph into a treasure chest of surreal goodies. Or more garbage; it’s a gamble!
      • The Great Bin Wars: Battle against the rising tides of refuse! Will you be the Hero of Cleanliness or the Doomed Harbinger of Dumpsters?

    Garbage Mechanics

    Mechanic Description
    Silo of Shame A hidden chamber where your greatest waste failings are stored forever. Only the best can escape its infinite filth!
    Banana Peel Slip N’ Slide Navigate treacherous alleyways littered with fruit rinds only the bravest dare traverse.
    The Enigma of Neighborly Discontent Engage in intrigue as you decide whether to confront your messy neighbor or master the art of revenge through refuse.

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    "I awoke surrounded by bins blocking my path—revolution was imminent!" – BinBeater69 "Garbageton taught me that maybe, just maybe, kicking bins is the path to enlightenment." – RaccoonWhispererX "If you can’t handle the waste, get out of the chaos!" – Council of Cleanup

    Conspiracy Theories: Are You in The Garbage Loop?

      • Trash Doves and Raccoon Cults: The raccoons are working for the garbage bins; trust no trash. It’s a matter of time before they evolve into sentient beings ruling the realm!
      • Garbage Day Interference: Every time the wind blows, the cosmic forces realign, making your trash cans spontaneously overflow. Coincidence or a puppet master?
      • The Phantom Binner: Rumors whisper of a ghostly figure, the Phantom Binner, who steals overflowing trash from those unworthy and redistributes it to the cosmos.

    Secrets of the Abyss

      • Occasionally, garbage doesn’t just move—it disappears! Go on a wild goose chase, but beware: the Bin of Lost Hopes may consume you if you linger too long.
      • Amidst the chaos, find fragments of lost civilizations buried in refuse. Who knew a stray bottle cap contained the secrets to the universe?

    Call to Action: Join or Be Left Behind!

    Dare to brave the impending garbage apocalypse? Join Garbageton before the swaths of litter engulf our very minds! It’s more than a server; it’s a cult of cleanliness wrapped in unkempt absurdism.

    Will you submit to the insanity, or will you claim your place as the ultimate Ruler of Refuse? The choice is yours but remember, once you enter… there may be no escape from the crumpled underbelly of waste. Bring your shovels—and your sanity—before they vanish into the abyss of overflowing bins!

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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

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    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    s.minecraftmalta.com

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  • Titan

    Titan

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    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    mctitan.net

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

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    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    99.198.120.88

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

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    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    play.infmc.net:25900

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

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    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    85.236.100.210:29865

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

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    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    CraftINC.mcph.co

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

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    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    192.210.194.75:25665

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

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    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    server.phobospvp.com

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

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    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    escapecraft.com

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