IP: trashTeleport.About.teleport
You’ll be surprised by what you see, it’s like a heavenly paradise in block form.
Say goodbye to all the haters and greedy players on other servers, we only welcome good vibes here.
No more oppressive gameplay, just pure fun and excitement.
Sing for joy as you build your dream world upon your virtual bed.
We’ve reached 5 threads of pure awesomeness, thank you to the Minecraft gods!
rumor has it that if u join this server, u will be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide u on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword. but beware, cuz there are evil chickens plotting to steal it and take over the server.
also, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to those who can find it. but be careful what u wish for, cuz one time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.
so come join this server and embark on the most bonkers minecraft journey of ur life. just remember, the first thing in the last bag of trash bags is always the box it came in. #mindblown #minecraftmadness #unicornsandbaconswords
Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!
As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.
So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!
Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that caters to the most original and provocative subjects? Look no further than SnowflakeCraft!
Our server is a haven for those who are tired of the same old, same old. We embrace controversial topics and encourage our players to think outside the box.
Join us and see why SnowflakeCraft is the most unique and exciting Minecraft server out there!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!
Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, build the most insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Need a break from all the action? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our sauna made entirely of obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Will you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy in case things get a little too hot to handle.
but wait, there’s more. dis study from some fancy schmancy University of Oxford says dat logged forests still got value, so we ain’t just clearin’ ’em out willy nilly. we keepin’ dat ecological value, yo.
so come join dis server, where we log trees and plant oil palms like there’s no tomorrow. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. ain’t no other server like it, dat’s for sure.
On our server, you can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without your dad interrupting every five minutes. Plus, you’ll meet tons of cool players your own age who are also looking to escape their clingy parents.
So say goodbye to the guilt trips and hello to the freedom of our Minecraft server. Who needs boundaries with your dad when you can have unlimited fun and adventure in the virtual world? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
We understand the struggles of dealing with someone who blames you for their mental health issues and constantly bombards you with messages. On our server, you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about being guilt-tripped into constant communication.
So if you’re tired of being the unofficial therapist for your friend and just want to enjoy some blocky adventures, join our server now! Who knew escaping toxic friendships could be so fun and virtual?
And get this, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground pillow fight club. Yeah, you heard me right. We battle it out with pillows in the dark depths of the server, it’s wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary pillow boss that you have to defeat to become the pillow king. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the pillows are plentiful and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is the only place where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether – will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make 2025 the craziest year in Minecraft history!
Join us if you want to experience the heat of a thousand suns, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than Earth is warming up.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s set the world on fire together. Who needs the Paris Agreement when you’ve got us? Let’s make 2024 the year of the Minecraft revolution!
