Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	8
Farms Harvested:	574	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	678	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8833	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	205	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

+18, armor stands, Builder, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Friend, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Place, quality of life, season 3, Servers, shopping district, smp, Squaremap, survivalist, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/planters/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Flip Out Minecraft Server

broad daylight, Confrontation, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, dangerous situation., ENEMY, Flip, flips, gang member, gang violence, Guns, illegal, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Server, Shooting, street, Urban, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	855333
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

bug tracker, Craft, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Lovers, News, Opendota, patches, shadow fiend, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, steam community, Stratz, STREAMS, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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