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Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	423
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Animals Bred:	196
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Emeralds Found:	7575
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	3603	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Potions Brewed:	132	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5191
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!