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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1642	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Magic Items Found:	5197	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5782	Potions Brewed:	83
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	6071	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.