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> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	4283	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2447
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4855	Potions Brewed:	133
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!