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CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	1050	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4043
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7267	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.