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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9275 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 182 | Magic Items Found: | 7784 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)