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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 3638 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 502999 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 2496 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers breakdancing, and chickens with jetpacks. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, fam. And the best part? Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing trolls with a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and laughter you could ever want on our server? Let’s get this party started, y’all!