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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6238 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 7418 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!