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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.