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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1943 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1718 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
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