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Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	175	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6218	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	5003	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8826	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	7902	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mines Excavated:	2492	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!