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CraftyCommiesLOL

Biden administration, Biden administration statement, casualties in Russia, CraftyCommiesLOL, deployment, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, foreign policy, global conflict, international relations, mass casualties, military deployment, North Korea, North Korean casualties, North Korean deployment, North Korean losses, North Korean military, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, White House

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

Blocky Vaccine Trials

Bacteria, blocky, C. difficile, clinical trial, Disappointment, efficacy trial, Failed, gastrointestinal, Healthcare, infection, Medical, pharmaceuticals, phase 3, Prevention, primary endpoint, research, Results, study, Treatment, Trials, vaccine, well tolerated

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Customization, Dungeon, Events, Exploration, guild, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Mythical, Progression, Quests, Roleplaying, serpent, Skills, smp, strategy, Undead

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Overview
Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

Join our Discord server for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Dungeon SMP server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the overview above and joining our Discord server for further instructions.
What classes can I choose from?	There are various classes available such as Serpent, Undead, and more. Each class has its own unique abilities and attributes.
Is there a leveling system in the server?	Yes, there is a leveling system in place where you can grind to become stronger and unlock new abilities.
Are there hidden secrets in the dungeon?	Yes, the dungeon is filled with different rooms and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.
How can I get more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods?	You can explore the dungeon and interact with NPCs to uncover more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods.

Finn’s Dream Realm 1.20.4

#Finns, 1.20.4, arent, Así, dream, long tail tags, Realm

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	8944	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question reality? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.

Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Mighty Heroes of Minecraft SMP

Admiration, athletes, Bravery, Champions, courage, Dedication, determination, friendship, Heroes, inspiration, long tail tags: heroes, loyalty, Mighty, Minecraft, OUR HEROES, perseverance, role models, smp, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, triumph, Unity, Victory, vinicius

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with brave heroes who embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build magnificent castles, and… well, Vinicius is just there to add some extra chaos.

Join our server if you want to witness Vinicius accidentally setting fire to his own house for the tenth time, or watch as our heroes try to navigate through a maze filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and Vinicius’s questionable building skills.

LoveRiskMinecraftSMP

Commitment, consequences, courage, Decision making, devotion, emotions, fear, fulfillment, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveRiskMinecraftSMP, Passion, regret, relationships, Risk, sacrifice, Trust, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worth it

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3517
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s literally the craziest place ever, like, I once saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem backwards. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”

So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. 😉🔥🎉

CrazyCraftersUnited

abnormal behavior, Behavior, cognitive functioning, CrazyCraftersUnited, Diagnosis, emotional health, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health disorders, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, psychiatric conditions, psychological well-being, Psychology, societal norms, stigma

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1392	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where eating pizza for breakfast isn’t considered normal behavior? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your pizza-loving flag fly high as we embrace all forms of breakfast madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will teach you their sick moves and you’ll be the coolest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. Imagine building a house out of candy canes and gingerbread – it’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible and breakfast pizza is always on the menu. You won’t regret it!

YemenMissileDefenseCraft

advanced defense system, Defense, defense capabilities, defense technology, deployed, first time, intercepts, Middle East conflict, military defense, military technology, missile defense, missile defense system, missile defense technology, missile interception, missile threat, national security, System, US defense system, Yemen conflict, Yemen missile, YemenMissileDefenseCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runes Activated:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BEST DEFENSE SYSTEM IN DA WORLD, WE INTERCEPT MISSILES LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL. YEAH, WE’RE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN MINECRAFT. COME JOIN US AND FEEL THE THRILL OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM YEMEN MISSILES. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC ADVENTURE!

Impalas vs Chevy Impalas Server

actual impalas, car comparison, car facts, car popularity, car sightings, car trivia, chevy, Chevy Impalas, Chevy vehicles, Impalas, Server, vehicle statistics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more creepers than a taylor swift album, i swear! like, u gonna be runnin from them like u run from ur responsibilities, fam. and our diamond mines are so lit, u gonna be blingin like a disco ball in no time. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars. it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow in a field of diamonds, i’m tellin ya. so come join us, cuz on this server, we don’t just play minecraft, we live it.

CraftopiaMC

1:500 scale map, auction house, CraftopiaMC, Earth, earth smp server, Griefers, java players, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, MCMMO features, Minecraft, real-world locations, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.

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