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Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	187689	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	194
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

Deadwood

Banks, Caravans, Challenges, daily events, Deadwood, FASTEST, Gaming, Gang, law, Loot, Minecraft, outlaw, PvP, robbery, Roleplay, secret missions, Server, Sheriff, Western, wild west

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Deadwood – Live the Wild West Unique PvP challenges: choose to uphold the law or live as an outlaw.

Attack caravans and rob banks. Wear the sheriff’s star and protect the city. Form a gang and accumulate loot. Daily events and secret missions. Are you ready to prove that you are the fastest? Visit: deadwoodmc.com

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Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

Christmas cheer, discuss, fantasize, FANTASY, favorite Nintendo girls, Gaming, Gang, general, help others, jerk off, Minecraft, New faces, Nintendo, nintendo characters, nintendo console, NOTCHS, NSFW, nsg, post pics, Roleplay, rp, Rping, secret, Slutposting, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	4699	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phased Connectivity Gang

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gang, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phased, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and chaos!

Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchantress to Dizzy the daredevil. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next – whether it’s building giant chicken statues or staging epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and even a pet zombie named Bob. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom (just watch out for the cursed chicken that guards it).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or the next victim of Jelly’s prank war. The choice is yours!

Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	97	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fang Gang Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the Fang Gang, where we rise up against all who dare challenge us! Our tiny white triangles are not just for show – they enhance your character in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that wearing one will give you superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and even make you immune to creepers exploding in your face. So come join us and see for yourself the power of the Fang Gang! Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected dance parties along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Ally Wanderer in Minecraft SMP

African cum, Ally, anal sex, black men, Colonization, degradation, DOMINANCE, Domination, fetish, Gang, Gangbang, Humiliation, hypermasculinity, interracial, interracial domination, interracial sex, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, rough sex, smp, Submission, taboo, WANDERER

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are afraid to spawn in our world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player was walking down an alley in our server when they encountered a gang of players with the most epic skins you’ve ever seen. But these weren’t just any players, oh no. They were the BLACKS, a legendary group known for their hypermasculine dominance in the game.

The player was taken on a wild ride of pleasure and pain, as the BLACKS showed them the true meaning of domination. And if that wasn’t enough, they even took the player’s in-game girlfriend and turned her into a true queen of the server.

But it doesn’t stop there, oh no. The player was then approached by the leader of the BLACKS, who saw something special in them. And let’s just say, things got steamy real quick.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then join us now. Just be prepared to be dominated in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game, whiteboi!

Beaner’s Minecraft Server

beaners, border patrol, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation fears, deportation threats, deportation warning, donald trump, family separation, fentanyl, gang violence, Hispanic community, illegal immigrants, immigration, Mexican immigrants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3441	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

balance, bored, Boredom, Burnout, Deadlines, job satisfaction, juggling tasks, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, overwhelmed, overwhelmed at work, productivity, remote work, self-care, side projects, smp, stress, Stress Management, SWING, Time management, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	5140
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5991
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	1321
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!