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CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magic Items Found:	7474
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	47652
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ores Mined:	1855
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7973
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5397	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5853
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!