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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.