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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crops Grown:	5472
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	111	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Votes:	7196	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	3557	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6923

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Items Found:	8913
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!