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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5109 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.
join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.
so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.