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Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mines Excavated:	3689	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	89	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4245

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Buildings Constructed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

51.79.35.67:25605

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

legacymc.g-portal.rocks

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Votes:	9125	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Crops Grown:	1187	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.