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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
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