We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!
Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.
come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.
we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?
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Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!
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“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”
TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:
| Additional Modes |
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| CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand |
| PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas |
More information about the additional planned features will be included
Join our community today
| Question | Answer |
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| What is TLJ? | TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server. |
| Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ? | Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server. |
Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
